The Green Squid

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.

PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

Newfie firing squad

Canadian version of a "Mexican stand off"

See

Youtube- RCMP Musical Ride at Queen's 90th Birthday to "Maple Leaf Forever"

The state sanctioned death penalty for Constitutional charges in Canada is death by RCMP Newfie Firing squad.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

Is a square not a circle?

Is a square not a rectangle but with more pizazz

“Is the sky blue?”
“Is a square not a circle?”

by ccccccoleslaw September 23, 2025

Wake up squirt

The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex

My girlfriend gave ma a wake up squirt,woke me up by squirting all over my face, and then having sex with me. The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex.

by SacPhil September 30, 2025

Native American Squash Blossom

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.

Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.

by Phrackster October 2, 2025

Tomturdette Gordanly Squat

Rambunctious group of juveniles capable of many things with their combined strengths. When all combined, they are the second most powerful thing in the universe, Sileen being the only stronger being.

Oh no… TOMTURDETTE GORDANLY SQUAT IS COMING!

by Raelis October 12, 2025

Ain’t no squirrel

Shockingly rotund. Someone’s presence that is defined by their size. (Large and in charge).

Did you see Jerry last week? He’s really let himself go, he ain’t no squirrel…

by hunnytaylor November 7, 2025