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Dick is the most tasty snack or meal you will ever get.
I got back from work hungry and i checked the frige and we had nothing in the frige so i looked at my boyfreind and smiled and asked him if i could have some becuase i was hungry and he said yes so i ran up to him pulled his pants down and his underwear to find the most amazing thing a big 9 inch juicy dick and lucky for me it was cumming so much and i kepped on sucking and he keepped moaning and in the end we were both happy .
by Mrs.hungry122 October 11, 2020
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Big dick Gandalf

A sexier Gandalf or a way to refer to a sexy male (regardless of your gender)
Yo obi wan (revenge of the sith) obi wan is a big dick Gandalf
by Female jacculant sex bot October 12, 2020
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Dicking-hour

The time between 3-6 am—after the bars close but before daily life begins— when men are known to send dick pics out like Oprah giving away prizes on her show.
-When did he send that dick pic?

- oh he sent it during the Dicking-Hour.
by Confuseus October 12, 2020
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dick

i have a dick
no no nooo its i have a penis
by anonymous October 14, 2020
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Dick Bitch

When your significant other is being incredibly rude towards you and you don’t want to make them mad
*Girlfriend ignoring partner* their partner: “you’re such a Dick Bitch”
by Clint orus October 16, 2020
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Dick Clip

A clip for a gun that is a “dick” because it’s long and sticks out
Keep the glock wit a dick clip
by ohka October 16, 2020
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Trumpet Dick

To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.
Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!
by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy October 17, 2020
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