National ask your crush out day

Ask your crush out on 28th July and she has to say yes

Boy Will go out with me

Girl yessss

Its National ask your crush out day shoot your shot

by Brussels July 28, 2022

here's your ass

When your opponent, such as in a game of basketball, beats you handily and says this comment to add insult to injury

John just dunked on Simon to win the game.
John: Here's your ass.
Simon: I hate you.

by Redlinr July 29, 2022

your father

he ran away

james: who is your father?
me: I don't know, he ran away

by willyl0ver July 30, 2022

Paint Your Mailbox

To nut in someone

To creampie someone

Hey girl, lemme paint your mailbox tonight

Can you believe Sam let him paint his mailbox on the first date?

by ButtSox August 1, 2022

Your mom

“Hi Santa here quick message I eat millions of cookies every year and still not as mildly obese as your mother ohh sound effect”

Your mom so fat the elephants had to run

by VendorYT August 1, 2022

National Fuck Your Homies Day

August 3rd is national fuck your homies day

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022

by HomieFucker222 August 2, 2022

National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming

You both 1v1 in any game of choice, but loser is subject to sending a cumming video

"Do you want to participate in National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming day?"

by insertceo August 3, 2022