your mom

your mom is fat btw.

your mom is a really cool word beacause it has been used by Abraham lincon himself

your mom likes cock
your mom is fat
when your mom walks in the room all breaks

by daddyuuu March 9, 2021

Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you

Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022

International say your crush day

International say your crush day is a day where you have to say your crush if its asked but you only say it ONCE and you can only say NO to 5 people

Hey who is your crush
I'm not saying
Well it's international say your crush day

by POO ON JEFF May 12, 2022

your mom

the biggest thing ive ever seen how could it be so big i mean she is already died buy she is way to big to be human

your moms ass in a BLACK HOLE

by DickStick42 December 15, 2021

Your chance of getting bitches

0%

What’s your chance of getting bitches?

by 80FF4D33ZNUT51NY0URM0UTH April 29, 2023

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

by Starholed April 18, 2024

kick it at your pad

Going to hang out at a friend’s house. Act of going to someone’s home. To visit someone.

Let’s kick it at Jeff’s pad in a few. I am jet over to your pad in a quick minute. I am roll over to your pad. Let’s chill at your pad. Let’s kick it at your pad bro. Bro you gonna come over and kick it for a few or what?

by JonathanLee February 19, 2025