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Revoking your manhood card

Revoking your manhood card is a phrase. For example, if your friend says that he is revoking your manhood card, it probably means you did something very feminine or unmanly, so he is taking away your manhood status. Thus revoking your manhood card, banishing you from manhood.
He said he would be revoking your manhood card, Jim. I'm sorry, I tried to make him reconsider. He's too angry, he's going to take it away.
by dimitrigucci April 7, 2024
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Calm your tits

If an Italian girl is in rage and wants herself or humans sourring herself to calm the f*** down
Jeanne: OMG I totally failed this exam
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!
by claudethehot September 3, 2020
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Jacking Your Stack

a simple expression to say your are, of course, masturbating.
"Are y-you Jacking Your Stack?"
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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show your goodies

Showing off your private parts; i.e. your genitilia of sorts for men and women respectively.
Britney, you can't walk out of the house wearing that short pum-pum skirt! You must find something else suitable to wear that isn't going to show your goodies.
by VernacularXTC October 13, 2013
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I'll eat your cat

person who wants to eat your cat #emo
cat eater: I'll eat your cat
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*
by scaramouchepersonaldoormat November 13, 2022
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CHECK YOUR LEG

That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...
Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Remember to check your leg if you feel something!
by amogusrefrence April 14, 2021
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