Bitch Ass Simp

A guy who puts his toxic girlfriend above the bros no matter what

Did you hear Anthony canceled our plans to hang out with his dumb ass girlfriend? Yeah he is a Bitch Ass Simp

by GodBanger July 10, 2021

Foot-ass

It can mean one of two things :

1. When someone basically shoots themselves in the foot when doing something, screws themselves over, a self-fulfilling prophecy etc.

Or...

2. When you get beat at something or get your ass handed to you by someone in any way, shape or form.

( Note : Check yourself before you screw yourself. )

Simply put, don’t be a foot-ass. Lol.

Examples :

And to think, Tyler thought he was all that and a bag of Pretzels... Boy, what an absolute foot-ass!

Or...

Everything was fine until Phoebe started to shade us around her new friends... She’s been such a foot-ass lately...

Or...

Can’t you go 5 seconds without being a foot-ass?

by anonymous July 10, 2021

weird ass party

(wîrd)(ás)(pärté)
n. pl. weird ass par·ties
def: A social gathering for pleasure or amusement, focusing on or celebrating the strange or otherwise out of the ordinary; rectum, behind, bum, rump, gluteus maximus, dumper or posterior.

The conjoined fetus twins had a weird ass party before they were surgically separated.

by Buffalo Pockets December 9, 2012

Ass Duritos

Male term for anally contracted HPV

"i now have to take medication for my Ass Duritos"

"Beware Ass Duritos, always use a condom"

by Signal December 9, 2012

Soap Ass

Usually implying some level of homosexuality. A funny term used to describe someone who "drops the soap."

You're such a Soap Ass! Ha ha.

by 456654456654 December 23, 2012

Ass broth

The sweat from your ass

Yo dude, i got mad ass broth right now.

Dude, did you have diarrhea? No, its just my ass broth.

by J-Money818 October 7, 2012

ass wholeness

1. The state or trait of being an asshole.

2. Success in following one’s bliss to such a state.

We find that tattoos with violent themes indicate ass wholeness.

by Bottom Ford, Esq September 20, 2012