your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.

Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already

by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023

Your Mom

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- Jake - "Mom, What's your body count"

"Might woman sit down for this one" - Your Mom

by Realfacts.om November 10, 2021

cool your lip

cool your lip is a phrase where you tell someone to calm down for arguing with somebody.

“hey you there! *argues and squabbles*”
“yo, cool your lip blud.”

by ṭwohands October 22, 2024

Never lose your faith

A phrase used by anti-satanic and anti-pagan religions which basically means don’t give up or it’s not bad worshipping Christ or Allah

Satanist: You’re bad because you don’t worship the apostate of wrath!

Christian: Never lose your faith

by UrNansLifeSupport March 24, 2024