we did some crazy stuff in there
when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.
by itsyab0i April 13, 2017
mugGet the when your mom was at my housemug.

jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.
Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?
by Kambell October 24, 2017
mugGet the jump your carmug.
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
mugGet the ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...mug.

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy
yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?
by Just a random chick October 9, 2019
mugGet the Can I smack your dickmug.

cading your knob

Spending endless hours designing non-matching 3D-printed replacement parts for household items while neglecting your family
looks like shit, tom. i already ordered the replacement. thanks for spending 10 hours cading your knob instead of raising your children
by jadell telly January 25, 2025
mugGet the cading your knobmug.
code for having a crush on somebody
hey you have an eyelash hanging from your eye”
“oh thanks” *rubs eye*
by KittyGum May 11, 2023
mugGet the eyelash hanging from your eyemug.

can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
by RealCake December 10, 2023
mugGet the can i be your friend?mug.

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