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your mom

a bad roste
by the best5289 January 18, 2024
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Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
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Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*
by Himhimherher November 24, 2021
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your mom

your mom is a joke word created in 2021 and its a funny ass word that can be almost used as a language and its a cool word for a joke
guy 1 hey you ugly

guy 2 your mom
by monke boi December 17, 2021
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buttering your egg

When you’re handing out compliments to impress but you don’t really mean it.
Timanii was buttering your eggs when she complimented Lohn and told him he was cute. She lied.
by Eggslut1 June 5, 2018
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National hug your crush day

This is a day where you get to hug your crush. Just hug them
Person: *hugs crush*
Crush: What were you doing?
Person: hugging you
Crush: Why?
Person: Its national hug your crush day!
by Old_boi October 12, 2022
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Your child

You are not doing it for your child.
Hym "It was happening before your child got involved. You were doing this to me before that. And OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS ARE DEAD because you aren't doing this for you kids. You think you are better than me. You are trying to impose that on me... BUT ONLY IF... Everyone around you pretends that I'm not creator of AI or that AI is trivial or if everyone pretends that you're not a retard. And as soon as I get my money for doing just that you turn into pillars of sand."

A retard "I'm just defending my child! I'm defending kids!"

Hym "You're not. You weren't defending your kids while I was standing I line behind them with a knife in my pocket. This is you doing something to me because (explicitly) you think you are better than someone you are not better than. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Shit like this is the reason I'm not looking for missing kids right now. And GUESS WHO ELSE is not doing that. So, how does doing this do more to protect kids than actually looking for kids that are actively missing and how does obstructing my ability to do anything other than remedial labor and/or child murder do anything to keep me from murdering kids? It doesn't."

A retard "Well I'm to incompetent for that but I want to feel superior to you and I'm doing this."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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