My religion's not like the others

The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P

Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.

by QuacksO September 18, 2018

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Shunt in my ass

An expression for something annoying that sucks your energy

That homeless guy took my money. What a shunt in my ass!

by younggong May 16, 2025

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my lil dukie wukie

This is a nickname you would call your wife when you get home from working on the farm. YOu would say this and you would have a smug look on your face=😏.

"Hey my lil dukie wukie"
"I love my lil dukie wukie"

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If I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Do Not Change My Mind Then It Will Happen

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My ass

The thing that wiggles and jiggles insert totally ugly hoe

My ass is 50-50 fat

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

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going out with my boots on

Attending a Randy Houser concert. It’s a reference to Randy’s 2009 top 5 hit single “Boots On.”

Marj: Did you hear that Randy Houser is playing a concert in town this weekend?

Edward: You gonna go?

Marj: Hell yeah, I’m going out with my boots on!

by Michelangelo Sky August 13, 2022

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