Ass chiz

Like “ass cheeks” - when you’re too tired to say it.

Context: at the beach

Boyfriend: hey babe what’s the UV index

Girlfriend: 2

Boyfriend: oh that’s ass chiz

by Rainstorm September 23, 2020

Ass-Cake

When sooooooo shitty at something that there absolutely ass-cakes, also used for someone who is paraplegic/anti semetic.

Walks up to a paraplegic man at park:”thy arst cake o’ arse/ you are absolutely ass-cakes my gooy”.

by KennedyKiller1963 August 8, 2022

razzle ass

rats ass with phaedazzle

wow your such a razzle ass

by YEETGOD 9000 February 18, 2021

The Ass-Keteers

A group of close people, just as you would call The Three Musketeers. However, this is a group of asses, so the group is of two, four, and any number other than zero, one or three.

"Look, it's The Ass-Keteers. They're asses.

by cn,mvjkmrlfterwm,vdnbfegr July 8, 2021

Mark Ass Nigga

A special breed of human life, technically known as Joey Galvan's.

And she just thought, "what a mark ass nigga"

by Jajjjjaaaaaiiiiiiii July 28, 2022

ass memory

When you have the perfect memory of the perfect butt, in a way of having a brain journal of all passed perfect butts you have actually seen and can recite every detail about them from memory.

Brian used his ass memory to describe a girl he had seen earlier at the gym that day.

by kaptain kernel January 24, 2017

Ass cookie

Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.

Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.

Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.

Brandon: Same thing.

Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?

Gina: Bullseye.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019