Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers
Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny
by Theredjoker January 24, 2022
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your mom

your mom is a joke word created in 2021 and its a funny ass word that can be almost used as a language and its a cool word for a joke
guy 1 hey you ugly

guy 2 your mom
by monke boi December 17, 2021
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Today is a free pass to cheat on your man/husband JUST THIS ONCE!!
Defined by: July 9th is National Cheat on your man day!
by tacoboy67 July 09, 2025
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Organize your socks

To have your socks rearranged by your boyfriend.
I told Megan I can’t wait to organize your socks, and help you in the bathroom.
by CrackMoney26 March 23, 2024
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Cracking Your Homeboy

Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.
Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
by CalvinsLeftNut July 08, 2025
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Dress like your s/o day

On October 17th you the reader will dress like your significant other for the entirety of that day,matching with a similar or exact replica of a common outfit they’re known for wearing.
“Why are you dressed like your boyfriend today?”
“Oh didn’t you hear? Todays dress like your s/o day”
by Youlovecoco October 12, 2022
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