Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021

close your eyes youll be here soon

ichi ni san shi go fun toki doki han tou ne netai dono kono wa do deki nai oya su mi oya su mi oya su mi oyasssuuu oyasumi, oyasumi close your eyes and youll leave this dream oyasumi oyasumi I know that its hard to do
(*epic beat drop*) etc.

(*jumps off hospital*) narrator: close your eyes youll be here soon

by Soulless_pacifist9594 March 1, 2024

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by Me - failure April 1, 2022

Just tugging your sack

Essentially “just pulling your leg”, but with a twist.

Guy 1: “I just fucked the shit out of your sister”

Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”

Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”

by A dude with a big cock March 10, 2025

Run your own race champion

Doing what ever you like in this world whist staying out of one’s self.

If you are a Guinea rooter that’s stuck in a pint glass that’s fine mate !! You run your own race champion!!!

by The biggest deck from corlette July 8, 2023

Smoking your slime

Killing your homie for any particular reason

Smoking your slime example:

Hood thug 1: I'm going to smoke my slime, he fucked my sister!

Hood thug 2: Put 5 in his skull

by Yaitzjacob15 February 26, 2025

jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.

Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?

by Kambell October 24, 2017