Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
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computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT
by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021
A polite way of intimating that someone is being a wanker, or did something that constitutes wanking.
by RTM 1963 November 08, 2022
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
If your a given manga fan then this is for you! Spam Chapter 20 of Given because that chapter is a nightmare and no one likes that chapter one bit so destroy your friends with this. :D
Chapter 20 was such a horrible chapter for Given fans and why not just have fun and spam the chapter 20 link over and over again to friends. So enjoy Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)
by KattySopia October 31, 2020
by The goat yeaaa December 13, 2022
by Dem-Definitions May 28, 2018