Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020

Ass

A donkey,
a butt

Man, she has such a big ass.
Yeah. Im Jealous.

by lil.bean September 2, 2021

Ass pickle

An ass pickle is an insult to someone that you hate and no one likes

Gianna Walker smells like such an ass pickle

by Tacuban March 17, 2016

Friday Night Funkin': The Full-Ass Game

It's just never coming. The base game? It's good for a free rhythm game. The mods? They're alright, those are what have been keeping FNF alive this whole darn time! The community? The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

Jimmy: Yo, have you heard of Friday Night Funkin': The Full-Ass Game?
Jerry: Yep, it ain't coming out.

by Mr. Dingleberry IV November 14, 2023

Ass juice

To suck, be bad at something.

Guy 1: Man what do you think of nba 2k19?
Guy 2: I think it's complete ass juice

by Avenc3nt December 9, 2018

ass

A person who talks and acts are shits (worthless) & farts.

As in the person is an ass out of which only shit and farts come out

by MrlDurden May 23, 2016

Fictional ass nigga

You fake

You’s a fictional ass nigga .
You bein fictional right now bro chill out with allat.
You fiction/fictional for that.

by Eb3y April 3, 2025