wack my wood

Jack off , masturbate

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back

by ill tom reem October 10, 2013

prison woods

A term for a wooded area where gay men like to gather and perform sexual intercourse

Me and John took a trip to “ye old prison woods”

by Stinky leg January 25, 2020

Eco-friendly wood veneer

Commonly used as a part of home design.

Covering it with Eco-friendly wood veneer...

by MrAstronaut17 June 5, 2024

Morning Wood

George Butler

George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!

by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021

Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018

Wood bitch

Typically a blonde you meet while collecting fire wood give you the stink eye because she is jealous

So I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and in comes wood bitch and her sisters giving me the stink eye

by Trueforce April 18, 2022

Wood Wrestling

We run D-12. The most savage gang out there. The Dub Squad. The hardest part of other teams workouts is just our warm up. We win the district and PCL tournaments almost every year.

Anyone at the same tournament as Wood Wrestling: “look at those wood kids do they ever smile”
Someone who over heard them: “ no they are murders. Hopefully you won’t have to wrestle one of them”

by Billyg1010 June 27, 2018