yolking your egg

When you pull a minor prank on your friend or say something stupid to them.

"What did you do last night?"
"Your mom"
"Wait really??"
"I'm just yolking your egg!!"
"Ha ha ha funny!"

by BigBoy3689 August 30, 2023

Scramble your eggs

Can I fuck you?

Can I scramble your eggs tonight?

by R$$91 January 2, 2022

Egg Drop soup

The aftermath of ejaculating in a toilet after pissing.

Hey Andre, I got really horny thinking about Jackie's big ass after I took a piss and made a batch of egg drop soup.

by Wildcard Wednesday March 1, 2019

Sudanese scrambled egg

When one performs oral on a rectum and sucks the shit out in a vacuuming manner

"Babe can we make sudanese scrambled eggs "
"Yeah sure im ready to go "

by Sudanese scrambled egg May 21, 2018

Chicken-egg Problem

A reference to the classic, epistemological problem of determining the (efficient) cause and a corresponding product amongst entities that could be argued to fill either, opposing roles.

Used more colloquially to laugh off an impasse in which the solution to a problem cannot feasibly be made to precede and solve that problem until said problem is already solved. Really, it can be downright abused on any pickle, dilemma or conundrum.

“The interview is tomorrow but I’m still naked, broke and nobody will loan me money. If only I had a job so I could buy a suit. It’s a real chicken-egg problem.”
“Christian used this turn of phrase word for word in college back in 2007. But it’s been heard in use lately. Where’d it actually come from? Gaaaaw-lee, what a chicken-egg problem.”

by CSean7 January 18, 2018

Ibo Cadbury Eggs

Act of slavery and peek humor

Ibo you better focus on your

Ibo Cadbury Eggs or you get punish

by TheGuyWhoMadeItPossible July 24, 2023

Dying Easter Eggs

After having sex with your partner, finish inside him or her. Then pull out and dunk your balls into the cum filled vagina. This can be done in an asshole as well for more color variety.

Man: I love me some Easter! When I get home from church I am dying Easter eggs in my wife's pussy.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 14, 2017