by Smoots July 4, 2011
Get the Mud Jackingmug. the act of shiting on a womans tits and then sitting on them and sliding down her dody leaving a shit trail, or a muddy san francisco hill.
you take a dump on a girl then you sit on her and slide down her body and leave a shit smear on her. - the magical san francisco mud trolley. created by tim henson of the distorted view dailey show. www.distortedview.com/show
by DVforLIFE May 16, 2009
Get the san francisco mud trolleymug. An unimaginably agressive vehicle (generally a large pick up truck), created by the hand of God specifically to tear up any sort of dirty mud hole it can seek out across the United States (Farm fields, dusty dirt roads, muddy pipelines, etc.)
Nice truck Ryan, looks like a real gun slinging mud flinger. Let's take this bitch through the neighbors cornfield, I bet those swampers can handle it.
by BigDaddy_31 May 24, 2017
Get the gun slinging mud flingermug. To take a solidified pack of used dip, ie Copenhagen mint long cut, and transferring it from your lip to the inside of a woman's vagina. Afterwards packing it in with your penis. Very dominant practice in the south.
Tim: hey did you do anythinh with that girl last week?
Tom: yeah I had a fat dip in and spit it in her vagina, then fucked her!
Tim: Ah! The ol south Texas mud packer!
Tom: yeah I had a fat dip in and spit it in her vagina, then fucked her!
Tim: Ah! The ol south Texas mud packer!
by Tdawg May 18, 2015
Get the South Texas Mud Packermug. when a guy flips his penis around so its pointing out the back and gets a blowjob, while farting and/or pooping in the girls face.
by raffdaddydiesel May 12, 2009
Get the west virginia mud piemug. by Gollum May 28, 2006
Get the Bald headed mud monkeymug. by moonyewnit March 23, 2009
Get the mud on your helmentmug.