His Dark Materials

Isn't really a word, it's a TV show. One of the best TV shows out there, in fact.

"Hey, what TV show are you watching?"
"It's called 'His Dark Materials', you should watch it."
"I will!"

by ilovehisdarkmaterials June 20, 2022

Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.

"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."

by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023

picture of the dark

sending a dick pic to an innocent girl

omg he sent me a picture of the dark 😤😤🙄😤

by abby 🥄🥄🥄 December 6, 2017

dark hideous

vader under his mask 💀

my homie jamaal: yo why is he called darth sideous
me: nah he dark hideous my guy
jamaal: shut yo bitch ass up

by shit yourself now September 5, 2023

Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.

“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2019

Dark Mist

Noun. Corruption, bribery, lobbying, grafting.

1. Governor suspects there are many dark mist in the parlement cabinet.
2. Dark mist complete eradication is just a daydream for many of us.

by sharerainbows March 18, 2023

Dark humor

Dark humor can be used to cope with tragedy

Example: i always liked deep fried donuts
Dark humor is the way some people cope woth tragedy
-gelatin

by Bilk-mucket-ur-mom December 5, 2023