captain jack

hes a fat nigga

captain jack is a nigga

by __2301____ July 17, 2022

Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.

Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."

by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021

Captain Banana Pants

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.

Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022

Captain Clutch

This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;

Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.

by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020

Captain clutch

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

by Hiiam_larry May 11, 2020

captain pirate hose

A discord moderator with no opinion.

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.

by Notamon October 9, 2021

Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook

Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook

by Carterussell January 6, 2019