After having either anal sex or vaginal sex, the male throws his partner through a plate-glass window, normally with a well placed pile of manure and/or beehives where the lady will fall.
"After fucking my girl, I decided it would be hot to give her a Dirty Simon."
"Awwww, the Dirty Simon!"
"Awwww, the Dirty Simon!"
by Daniel Rose July 27, 2006
Get the Dirty Simon mug.When a female is reciving anal butt sex from the Dominant Male (headbanging) and he pulls out just before ejaculation and quietly hawks a loogie on to her back. Thinking he is done, she trund around and recieves a facefull of semen in her eyes.
by bert_fegg June 3, 2004
Get the dirty houdini mug.Riding dirty means getting caught by the police with contraband, or in urban slang, gettin caught by da po po, wid some of dat dro dro.
by Nokari D. January 29, 2006
Get the Riding dirty mug.After having sex, pulling out, being too lazy to go to the bathroom, and peeing in the condom. Some say that this causes the condom to full up like a water balloon.
by Steph S. December 28, 2005
Get the Dirty John mug.Dirty Vanilla is commonly understood as the smell left on your clothing and person after receiving dances in a strip club. The smell is sometimes misidentified as a singular smell, but in actuality it is a combination of smells that scientists cannot recreate outside of the gentleman's club. It is a unique combination of cigarette smoke (typically from menthol cigarettes), sweat, baby powder, paper money, cheap perfume, Jack Daniels, and trace amounts of Red Bull. The intensity of the smell is in direct proportion to the amount of lap dances received and time spent in the strip club.
Dirty Vanilla is dangerous because all men are unknowingly attracted to the smell, but non-stripper women are threatened by the smell despite them not fully understanding the origin of it. In order for a man to escape the consequences of bringing the smell home with them, precautions must be taken. Complete changes of clothes and a shower before coming home are typical methods for reducing the amount of Dirty Vanilla brought home since the smell can most commonly be carried on clothing and hair. The smell has been known to linger on a shirt worn to the strip club for up to 48 hours after leaving the club, but reports like this are rare since few lack the bankroll or free time for the amount of lap dances required to get the smell to stick for that long.
Dirty Vanilla is dangerous because all men are unknowingly attracted to the smell, but non-stripper women are threatened by the smell despite them not fully understanding the origin of it. In order for a man to escape the consequences of bringing the smell home with them, precautions must be taken. Complete changes of clothes and a shower before coming home are typical methods for reducing the amount of Dirty Vanilla brought home since the smell can most commonly be carried on clothing and hair. The smell has been known to linger on a shirt worn to the strip club for up to 48 hours after leaving the club, but reports like this are rare since few lack the bankroll or free time for the amount of lap dances required to get the smell to stick for that long.
Dude, my whole laundry hamper smells like Dirty Vanilla since we went to the strip club yesterday!
Yeah, Mercedes and Trinity sure gave a hell of a lap dance!
Hey man, can we swing by your house first before you drop me off? I want to borrow a shirt so my girlfriend doesn't smell the Dirty Vanilla on me.
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Yeah, Mercedes and Trinity sure gave a hell of a lap dance!
Hey man, can we swing by your house first before you drop me off? I want to borrow a shirt so my girlfriend doesn't smell the Dirty Vanilla on me.
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by derSTIG September 21, 2011
Get the Dirty Vanilla mug.John was not discouraged by the fact that his girlfriend is on the rag and performed the dirty moses.
by archibole sans January 11, 2008
Get the dirty moses mug.The Dirty Kimberley
This is a rocking Gin alcohol based mixed drink.
The Dirty Kimberley <3 mixology...
In a chilled glass put in minimal chipped ice....(don't want to be watering down the dirtiness) Giggle ;-) Add two olives or more. It's always nice to roll soft balls around on your chilled tongue 😛
Giggle, where were we? Ohhh yes, the soul of the drink...
Gin....Two parts (shots) Gin. Use a Gin alcohol of your choice.
Now time to dirty that Gin up.
Cranberry juice....Three parts cranberry juice or just fill to desired level of dirtiness.
With a stiff stirring stick make some noise until that lil' Dirty Kimberley is just a beautiful shade of pinky red and enjoy :-)
Now enjoy your Dirty Kimberley as you see fit. At the Club, At Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner. Maybe even fireside or soaking in the hot tub. Just bottoms up and enjoy <3
This is a rocking Gin alcohol based mixed drink.
The Dirty Kimberley <3 mixology...
In a chilled glass put in minimal chipped ice....(don't want to be watering down the dirtiness) Giggle ;-) Add two olives or more. It's always nice to roll soft balls around on your chilled tongue 😛
Giggle, where were we? Ohhh yes, the soul of the drink...
Gin....Two parts (shots) Gin. Use a Gin alcohol of your choice.
Now time to dirty that Gin up.
Cranberry juice....Three parts cranberry juice or just fill to desired level of dirtiness.
With a stiff stirring stick make some noise until that lil' Dirty Kimberley is just a beautiful shade of pinky red and enjoy :-)
Now enjoy your Dirty Kimberley as you see fit. At the Club, At Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner. Maybe even fireside or soaking in the hot tub. Just bottoms up and enjoy <3
The bartender introduced me to my new fav Gin drink, The Dirty Kimberley!
Fack! I was drunk on Dirty Kimberleys and had a wicked night!!
I was Dirty Kimberley'd at the bar, dam that drink goes down smooth and makes me giggle ;-)
"What will it be tonight, Ms.Kimberley?" "Make it a Dirty Kimberley, please Bartender...stiff, stirred and blushing pink"
Fack! I was drunk on Dirty Kimberleys and had a wicked night!!
I was Dirty Kimberley'd at the bar, dam that drink goes down smooth and makes me giggle ;-)
"What will it be tonight, Ms.Kimberley?" "Make it a Dirty Kimberley, please Bartender...stiff, stirred and blushing pink"
by Ms.Kimberley July 16, 2019
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