To exchange one of the loudest handshake/fives with your buddy, that then turns into a half way hug.
by Tha Barbarian April 8, 2020

“when your wife doesn’t give you any and you rub one out than cum slap her with it for revenge”
“when your wife’s too busy so you rub one out but no drop is to be wasted so you cum slap her so she owns it”
“when your wife’s too busy so you rub one out but no drop is to be wasted so you cum slap her so she owns it”
by Ammo4u March 9, 2023

when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole
hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA
by mskay October 29, 2019

by FelipeDamus August 6, 2015

1) The act of taking ones penis and "slapping" it across the victims face. If done correctly, a cock imprint will be left on the face of the woman (I Hope) or man (Fucking Fags)
also: cock slappestry
also: cock slappestry
by Kaaos January 11, 2005

Getting dumb turnt off of bagged chardonay. Having a threesome, and ending up having to buy plan B the morning after.
Joe: Hey what do u think we should do today
David: BROOO, You trynna slap the bag at the club tonight ?
David: BROOO, You trynna slap the bag at the club tonight ?
by Youngskinnydick June 7, 2018

A blizzard slap is when a man takes his spent condom off and ties the end of it like a balloon. He then precedes to slap his partner in the face with it until the semen breaks out like a blizzard on her face.
by Steeldriver August 1, 2008
