The Russian Monkey

It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.

Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work

by XXXTINTABLETOP December 20, 2021

russian whirlpool

a sex position where a male spins with his dick in a females ass and spins like a helicopter

dang she's hot im gonna give her a russian whirlpool

by anthonycuch4 August 2, 2017

russian mosquito

When a woman is eaten out while on her period.

Dude, I went down on my girl last night and I was like a fucking Russian mosquito.

by kat-geo May 26, 2016

russian gangbang

When your having a fucking good time with a petit chick and you cum in her eyes.

dude me and auzhwitz had such a good time russian gangbanging that ass

by ifimhonestmaybewearebetteroff November 25, 2021

The russians did it.

An answer for all your misbehaviour and failure. The upgrade is spelled Putin did it.

Mom: Who broke my vase?
Son: The russians did it.

Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.

by Putin_himself December 21, 2016

Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023

russian botox

Russian botox is when somebody punches you in the face and your lips get swelled for the next few days. Those with it should be proud to have it.

- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yes, he got into a fight yesterday at a bar.
- What a madlad, I wish I could have it

by tolnickser January 3, 2021