Put The Tings in the Tings

To put food inside of bread.

Someone - ‘What do you do while working at Subway?
Jacob - “oh uhh you know, put the tings in the tings.”

by TheUrbanDictionaryLord March 04, 2019

put the jacket on

to put on a condom

he wants to put the jacket on

by high ca February 14, 2018

i put it in the printer

i ate it

dude that pizza last night? i put it in the printer.

by gordontuous November 15, 2022

Its like putting socks on an octopus

It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.

Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024

put kai

to put kai is to put your 'hand'(kai) on a person after obtaining the required consent in order to commence with sexual activities. Followed by an '-uh' if asked as a yes/no question used as a rising intonation.

A: I finally met my gf for the first time after a year of texting online.
B: finally!!! Put kai-uh?

A: Yesssir ya boi finally a man.

by mistahmistah January 29, 2023

Put the turkey in the smoker

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.

He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late

by Cricket in SG May 19, 2017

stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know

When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit

by daflashers June 25, 2017