got bruce lee on his ass

to beat the hell out of some one, to get real angry at someone. go midevil on his ass

old Karl seen Jeremy the other day and "got Bruce Lee on his ass"

by physiKARL August 09, 2005

my books got diggers

originated from the phrase, "My dicks got boogers". The phrase was then modified for unknown reasons. Mostly used in the Northeast. Probably referencing some kind of STD or genitalia-oozing ailment.

Yo sun sun, i can't believe my books got diggers, I gotta get that shit taken care of, that damn filthy snailtrail.

by Traser2g May 12, 2006

you got me messed up

Getting someone mad or having them frustrated. Pretty self explainable.

A1-Did you see dat girl Lanaika? Oh ma god!
A2-She hella bootsy! she got me messed up!

E1-Bitch!
E2-Hell No, bITCH! You got me messed up!

by Bootsyself December 04, 2007

you know you got problems

A term used to tell somebody that they aren't in no way better than you and that they themselves have issues, but don't want to show because they want to maintain a image as if they have it all and got it together. Every body has problems.

Mentioned in a Too Short song.

Adam: Man my, 1991 Ford broke down and I have no money to get it fix man.

Steven: Well maybe if you would upgrade and get you a better car like my brand new Mercedes-Benz, you wouldn't have that problem.

Adam: Fuck you bitch, you know you got problems.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

Got Yer Dunkin' Donuts Goin' On

Letting someone know you are acknowledging and approve of the fact they're drinking a cup of coffee from Dunkin' Donuts as opposed to Starbucks.

"HEY, Coconut Joe! I see ya got yer Dunkin' Donuts goin' on, huh? RIGHT ON!

by DJCOJO July 10, 2010

I got 3 stacks

To have 3 grand or $3,000.00 in your pockets or money pouch like the big dawgs who step their game up.

Will: I got 3 stacks in my pocket.
Hector: No you don't cuz.
Will: A'ight bet (takes out $3,000.00) Hector:Oh shit u a big dawg now!
Will: You gotta step your game up son-son.

by Will Santos March 06, 2008

i got 2 phones

some random dumbass says something so stupid and dumb that someone else has to cut it out and put the song "i got 2 phones" by Kevin Gates and put random drip images.

Person 1: "men are not cool and they are-"
Cool Guy: "I GOT 2 PHONES ONE FOR THE PLUG AND ONE FOR THE LOAD"

by termlol September 02, 2023