Normally, Oyster in a Half Shell is taken to mean a food dish. However, the extended and additional definition of that expression leads to that of the sexual nature. Now, it is also a phrase that denotes when a male ejaculates onto, or, into a woman's palm after she causes such an incident to occur after performing digital sex, or more commonly known as a hand job. Although it is basically understood that this refers to the same regarding prostitution, many non-professional women, married and unmarried, call it the same thing. Boasting by men about the act often occurs, somewhat like a badge of recognition, et al.,.
Hooker After Satisfying a Client: "Wow! He howled when I jerked him off and I ended up with an 'oyster in a half shell'!"
A Conferring Couple After Intercourse: "I loved it, dear! Your 'oyster in a half shell' was great!!" said Linda.
Man Who is a Legend in his Own Mind: "Yeah, I'm the man! Just did that girl. She then rubbed me off. Talk about 'oyster in a half shell'! There was so much cum that she's thinking about suing me because it slid off the sides of her hands and onto her expensive carpet!"
A Conferring Couple After Intercourse: "I loved it, dear! Your 'oyster in a half shell' was great!!" said Linda.
Man Who is a Legend in his Own Mind: "Yeah, I'm the man! Just did that girl. She then rubbed me off. Talk about 'oyster in a half shell'! There was so much cum that she's thinking about suing me because it slid off the sides of her hands and onto her expensive carpet!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado May 21, 2008
Get the Oyster in a Half Shellmug. Out if all your hispsanic friend people think you are the smartest
This also applies when all the white people think you are Mexican and all the mexicans think you are white
This also applies when all the white people think you are Mexican and all the mexicans think you are white
Person1 Did you see how ryan got the new job
Person2 yeah, freaking ryan always gets shit like that it's racism
Person1 but he is Mexican too
Person2 yeah, half, he has that half white privilege
Person1 well shit.
Person2 yeah, freaking ryan always gets shit like that it's racism
Person1 but he is Mexican too
Person2 yeah, half, he has that half white privilege
Person1 well shit.
by Dontshootimwhite August 12, 2015
Get the Half white privilegemug. I only call you when it's half past five
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
by Prince_TheKingNO October 10, 2015
Get the half past fivemug. by Tony91919 December 11, 2007
Get the half a penis haircutmug. by jformo October 28, 2013
Get the one and a half sandwichesmug. Being half a burrito that is not necessarily a full burrito. You are still hungry when you eat half.
by Burritolover101 November 28, 2016
Get the half burrito modemug. by oby1kanobie April 23, 2016
Get the half ass peoplemug.