May 13

National ask your crush out day .
Ask your crush out on may 13 if you have the balls to do it 😂.

Justin:it’s may 13 bro .
Luka:damn I have to ask out Kylie .

by Jaiasnsnakkanaksnskw May 12, 2021

21 may

It's fucking empty. Don't you ever think about it.

Dude have you ever heard of 21 May? Yeah I thought so.

by godoflahmac January 20, 2020

May 16th

If you were born on this day you are GORGEOUS. People born on May 16th are sweet and super fun to be around!

- I love hanging out with you, you’re so nice!

- thanks! i get that a lot, i was born on may 16th

by addie~~ May 4, 2022

May 4th

National switch masks with a homeless man day!
Step one: Find a homeless person
Step two: Ask to trade masks with them

ITS SIMPLE!!

You: Hey. It's may 4th you know what that means!
Homeless person: Yeah yeah I know here gimme your mask 🙄

by Daddy Dora April 23, 2021

May 28

National give your shortest friend a hug day.

Tall friend: *hugs*
Short friend: "What was that for?"
Tall friend: "It's May 28!"

by Fictionalboysimp December 7, 2021

May 5

National give your gf neck kisses day😍

Gf: Why did you kiss my neck?
Bf: Bc its may 5

by Drunkdazedjungwon May 4, 2021

Marla May

That one teacher who teaches blow off classes such as Marketing, Advertising, Business, ect. in high school, but takes them seriously as if any of her students cared. She is also prone to tell you about her problems in order to get you to feel bad about her life, and will precede to get offended if you ask her about her miserable life.

Despite her community college education and low teacher wages she might tell you that you're gonna be nothing in life, while she pretends to be sophisticated.

Marla May: "I have to drive two hours in traffic to get my dog who has cancer, and two weeks to live to the vet."
Student#1: "What kind of dog is it?"

Marla May: "You're an insensitive piece of crap, and you're not gonna go anywhere in life."

Student#1: "But I have an A in this class."

by KingwoodMoms May 25, 2018