Kyle

Kyle is a good liar. A major theif, He'll steal your kids piggy bank if he had the chance. Could be smart but chooses not to be. Fueled by anger and ignorance he sees himself as a self righteous. Do not give a Kyle your heart, he will toy with it. a major man whore. Complete fuck boy. Probably has some wide array of VDs. He likes to have fun at other people's expense, will laugh when you are at your worst. He needs everyone to like him. Has multiple women strung along at the same time. Can be found sexting all the time. Can never keep it in his pants. Can't seem to keep friends or girlfriends as he doesn't work well with other people. Mood swings on the daily. He can go from calm to angry in a minute. Hates being hurt physically, it makes him mad. A dumbass who doesn't know right from wrong. He'll even screw over his own family. Kyle can be creepy when he takes things too far. Makes all the dirty jokes and has a fucked up sense of humor. A real jerk. Huge ego and bad at spelling. Talks like a child. Thinks he's a gangster. Claims to know gangs and constantly using empty threats to to send 50 men to your door if you so much as look at him wrong. Kyle is always in fights, usually because he started it. He hated rules or authority. Dresses at times to pretend he has class. That's just because he's cocky and narcissistic. If that's not enough he's also a dead beat. Running away from all his problems. Doing ever drug he can get his hands on.RUN FAR AWAY FROM A KYLE.
You know kyle?
Run away. Save your sanity.
by DoingBetterthanyou July 18, 2020
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A guy who is kind and funny. He is always there for someone and you will instantly be his friend if you get to know him and socialize with him. He has an amazing personality. He may not know everyone but he knows you. He's always heartbroken by his girlfriends but cheering him up will help. He will always be with you and help you as long as he can.
James: Is that Kyle over there?

Dan: Yeah, he is really amazing, you should talk to him.
by alphah November 21, 2021
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Kyle is someone who drinks many Monsters and may have several holes in his walls. Kyles typically have no more than 2 GCSEs
Boy: come over to my house
Girl: okay kyle
*girl and boy walk into Kyles room*
*girl sees lots of holes in his walls*
Boy: so cool rite
by LAngela November 23, 2021
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Kyle

football player, has a concussion, is retarded, has a small dick
Kyle is an idiot
by r67u34ihbvfg gsbtgrgbr December 11, 2018
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When telling the truth sounds better, when asking for advice and ignoring multiple sources, when having more kids than you can afford, and finally marrying a psycho broad whore and expecting a housewife.
Damn, he really Kyle'd up that situation.

Only a Kyle would move in with a married broad.

He's got kids like kyle.
by mlnlbe September 08, 2018
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A person who loves to talk to girls and is easily attracted to girls. A smart person who always aces his tests and is BIG BRAIN.
Kyle: sheesh that girls is hot

person 1: Kyle, what is 56 squared
Kyle: 3136
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That Kyle just reported the teenagers at the mall for hanging out
by DickDuff August 09, 2022
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