Human

The person reading this

Dude ur so ugly

Its human nature

by Goddamnit someone took me April 15, 2019

Human

They are weird aliens from planet 482221958

“Look over there it’s a human in its unatural plastic polluted habitat

by Davecookie March 2, 2021

11th basic human right

ox bucks is real currency errywheres expecially at queenammaballah twitch chat!

Yes i accept oxbucks here in chat its your 11th basic human right

by Oxtane May 13, 2022

Human Submarine

1.(adjective) A pregnant woman swimming

240000000000: (noun) a submarine made of human flesh

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by amogusrule34 July 23, 2021

human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.

I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.

by itchycat123 May 6, 2018

Human-Day

After Fur-Day, on December 21st is ‘Human-Day’, where all humans asked to do stuff by furries on Fur-Day get to retaliate by beating up the furries that told them to do the furry stuff.

John: “Hey you, Furry!”
Furry: “Did you enjoy Fur-Day?”
John: Fool! It’s Human-Day now!
(fighting noises)

by Experimental Waters December 19, 2020

Sub-Human

A person that is so much of a fai,ure that they are a different, worse species.

You are a sub-human for reading this sentence.

by Dvaglbn Ocsocktua March 28, 2025