The hottest guy I’ve ever seen... he has the biggest dick... and it tastes so good💦. I wanna fuck him all the time. He is the sweetest and most romantic guy you will ever meet. He will get dat booty to.
by Jdjjdjskskx May 17, 2018
Get the Ethan prattemug. Person 1: Who is that? He looks like he drinks piss.
Person 2: Yeah he does actually, his name is Ethan.
Person 2: Yeah he does actually, his name is Ethan.
by pluh67 September 26, 2025
Get the Ethanmug. The most country guy you will ever meet, moes his grass, rides his tractor, cuts and stacks his own wood, plants his grass seed, and totally does not have a pool back yard cause that’s city boy activity!
by CityBoyCody November 27, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.
Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
Get the Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on memug. A man who will take the time to get to know you and if you are lucky you might be able to begin a relationship with him.
A man you will never forget because of his great personality
A man you will never forget because of his great personality
by Grrboilol February 18, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. The fat kid that never pays you back for the copious amounts of money he owes you. He lives in the slums and has family relationship issues. He doesn’t know when to let go to and smells like shit. Used to wear a minecraft creeper hoodie. The ladies love him somehow
Person 1: Who is that hottie?
Person 2: Oh that’s Ethan, he loves Assassin’s Creed
Person 1: I’m a girl and I want to bang him
Person 3: You can handle that smell I bet his gym locker smells like a rotten meat locker
Person 4: Are you serious right now bruh, he owes me $1,074 and applicable taxes
Person 2: Oh that’s Ethan, he loves Assassin’s Creed
Person 1: I’m a girl and I want to bang him
Person 3: You can handle that smell I bet his gym locker smells like a rotten meat locker
Person 4: Are you serious right now bruh, he owes me $1,074 and applicable taxes
by smbofidfls October 22, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.
by fattymclardass96 August 4, 2019
Get the Ethan Beachmug.