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Flirt-by date

Just as products have sell-by dates for when the contents are deemed to be inedible, people who fancy themselves as charmers, should have flirt-by dates for when their flirtatious behaviour is deemed to be more than a little off putting. This is most likely the result of old age.
"Did you hear Jane caught John flirting with some young chick again and this time divorce is on the cards"
"Well I guess his flirt-by date is up!"
by leilawurm October 22, 2015
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frankish dinner date

(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption (if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food).
caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?
by Sexydimma February 6, 2017
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an arabian date

if you are going to have your carnaldetism during an arabian date, make it a memorable one
by Sexydimma April 3, 2015
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National Date Day

Where you ask out someone you like even if their taken on February 3rd.
1-“So I know your taken and all but todays National Date Day.”
2-“Damn fine.”
by penisadoodledoo February 2, 2022
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date scrape

When a dog need to scratch its bum so badly it walks with its front legs only, dragging its arseclean your hole on the ground
Lucky did a date scrape down the grassy slope, looking like she was in a yoga class.
by Poll Hereford January 19, 2010
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Face Date

A planned time and date to chat with your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush on Facebook. Usually when you can't meet up or you're out of credit and just want to talk.
Girl: Same time tomorrow?
Boy: It's a Face Date!
by LateWorm January 4, 2011
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