Banana cream pie

A weird yellow pie you get for your bald headed translucent geometry teacher because he rejected the pillow with his face on it.

I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.

How did it go?

He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.

by Crusty asshole May 6, 2022

Chocolate Egg Cream

The purple drink at Starbucks

I wanted a sweet treat so I got that purple drink from Starbucks, the chocolate egg cream

by theoutro September 14, 2020

creaming my pants

More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.

Oh man, creaming my pants to Vanessa Carlton is always a blast!

by vanessa mccarlton April 11, 2017

Cream x Ngoc

The ship between user _ngoc.was.found_ and creamiix_ on instagram
(CREAM IF YOURE READING THSI IM SORRY 💀)

Ngoc: ayo bro imma search something sus..
Cream: alr
Ngoc: Cream x Ngoc...

Cream: dont you fucking dare

by NgocWasFound November 21, 2021

ice-cream sandwiches

two pieces of bread with a meaty flavoured scoop of ice cream between. can include tomatoes and salad. sauses are recomended.

You: boy I wish there were a food that contains a cold substance that tastes like ham and two pieces of bread
your cool friend( me): there are, their called the ice-cream sandwiches!
you: yummy

by bidinobish39 January 17, 2022

Cream cheese disease

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it

That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease

by Sickfucksanders December 11, 2018

Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you ejaculate, cough up blood and shit at the same time

Guy 1: bro I just had some Neapolitan ice cream

Guy 2: gross

by kill m3 June 26, 2019