Break you off

To pay someone off, to compensate, to give somebody a pice of the pie.

If you can find me a buyer I could break you off.

by El Clean March 11, 2025

Mommy Pee break

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.

Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!

Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.

Candice: FML

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

kitty break

A short break (~1 Minute or more) from a certain activity to lay down and just cuddle one's cat.

"I had to study the whole day yesterday! Thank god I took a few kitty breaks."

by Mudk1p? January 4, 2017

The Forbidden Break

Something you use to explain the fact that you never catch a break no matter what you are doing or how hard you may try to fight it.

“The Forbidden Break is among us”

“Sounds like you’re experiencing the forbidden break”

by UDMaster101 February 13, 2022

Break ya nose day

On January 17th your toughest friend had to try to break their nose and if they don't the next day they get slapped by all of their friends

Tough friend: what's the date again?
Other friend: oh January 17th aka break ya nose day have fun

by Veganwater December 2, 2019

friend break

When you are having trouble dealing with your friends and your don't want to punch them in the face.

Shakira and Eve are taking a friend break.

by ChopoPork July 31, 2021

National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......

by Pop loo June 22, 2023