Booty Bandit

A person who is known for stealing or claiming ownership of someone else’s romantic or sexual partner, often in a deceptive or manipulative manner.

Lisa is a booty bandit. She stole my date last week.

by i.am.bozer November 7, 2025

Boss Bandit

A card used in popular mobile game Clash Royale that requiresno skill whatsoever. It has tons of HP and urgently needs a nerf. Its mainly used by fags, gays and other members of the LGBTQIA+ community. "Straight" users are rarely just fatherless, most of them are worse than you can imagine.

Mental hospital: Why have you brought us this person, there appears to be nothing wrong with him?
Person that brought Boss Bandit player(Obviously a chad): He's using Boss Bandit.
Mental hospital: Understandable, have a great day.

by Slomag6 November 29, 2025

Man Biddies

Men who have biceps that look like man biddies that I can bury my head in are real men-Fujoshi102

Dangggg he has some man biddies on him!

by Fujoshi102 December 11, 2025

Boof Bandit

Someone who steals items from stores by shoving them up their anus.

"Well, we can be Boof Bandits too!" "Oh yeah? Well go boof infront of that cop in the gas station!"

by i just pissed my apants December 18, 2025

The Color Bandits

A brother-sister pair of notorious food critics that are so racist all they use are colors to determine the taste of the food. Sadly enough, I had them for dinner and they judged every thing by its color. Now- everything that's red, is now spicy, therefore, raspberries are spicy. But- they have made things more fair- there are MANY different weird shades of red.. sadly enough, thanks to them.

Red-
-rusty red
-Ohio state red
- shiny red
-blistering red
-God-that-hurts red
-red red
-sunshine-flowery red
- The color Bandits-red

by Precious the Dragon-Slayer June 20, 2010

The Sneaky Bandit

When one sneaks into a bedroom or an area where someone is sleeping. You then proceed to masterbate(or rub one out) on the sleeping persons face and quickly sneaking back out before that person awakes

I gave Sally the sneaky bandit while she slept in the next room

by ALBLOCK December 3, 2010

one finger bandit

A person that prides themself on bestowing upon a fortunate individual a high standard of pleasure, not usually possible with just one digit.

Oi Charles, have you heard about this prowling Robin Hood whoe's new in town. He goes by the name of the "One Finger Bandit". He pillages the rich and ravishes the poor.

by Fratton November 26, 2013