Pee-poops

When Diarrhea is so bad, it sounds like you're peeing...when you're actually pooping.

"Oh man, I messed up my stomach so bad last night; I got the Pee-poops today"

by Hog-Witch May 21, 2021

Pee and flee

Going into a restaurant just to use the restroom, and leaving before they take your order. Similar to a dine and dash.

HOW NOT TO PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.

HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!

by _fluffy April 23, 2015

The peeing river snort

When a female is upside and she pisses it goes down her body and snorts it

I told my friend if we should try The peeing river snort and it’s not bad

by vdeaDreamv January 8, 2021

Pee

A warm liquid that could be either Yellow, Clear, or Red. Yellow means you suck nuts and are dehydrated, Clear means you eat nuts and aren't dehydratrd, Red means you busted a nut and you are in pain.

Person one : Dude i busted a nut now my pee is red :(
Person two : Damn i eat nuts so mines clear ;D

by Xx_Vista08_why August 24, 2021

pee dime

The dime you find between two stalls in a bathroom that you want to get but cant because its covered in pee

Jon: bro do you have a dime I could borrow
Jack: no there was one in the stalls but it was a pee dime

by paytonlovestumblr July 16, 2016

pee pee

Definition 1: a word usually used to define small penis/ used by children.
Definition 2: another form of saying urination/ used by children.

Definition 1: thats a very small pee pee
Definition 2: im going to the bathroom i have to go pee pee

by bigp33pee69(; December 31, 2021

pee pee poo poo

this are the famous words that baby kata said in his song "pee pee poo poo". this words are very heartfelt for him as when he was in a relashionship, but it was toxic, he flushed them away like pee and poo.

Person 1- Mommy i did a pee pee poo poo on the floor!
Person 2- That is gross *slaps*

by ghostlyseren February 5, 2021