Gru Gay attack

A discord commonplace post used to insult the target by calling them gay typically in the form of an image.

If they unsuccessfully parry the insult the are permanently dubbed gay until being cured.

Guy 1: "posts Gru Gay attack @Guy2#0001"

Guy 2: "Well frick. I can't think of any way to parry that. I guess I'm gay now."

Guy 1: "Lel. Such a gerdon."

by BruhMomentAscendancy March 28, 2020

Colombian Jaguar Attack

Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.

1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack

2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.

by Ballingtrapking May 10, 2016

Lice Attack

When you put something on someone's head when they are not expecting it. ESPECIALLY when you keep doing it over and over. Sometimes, the things going on the head, gets progressively worse.

The lice attack on a fellow 7th grader started with one simple stinkbug. Tomorrow, it's an egg.

by Buddy Bestie December 21, 2023

mini ass attack

When you almost trip over something but didnt and have a mini hear tattack and the body relieves your heart attack by farting

-hey watch out there is a gap infront
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)

by lbjwashed October 14, 2020

Yap Attack

To have a yap attack, is like having a heart attack but you are yapping uncontrollably about anything and everything.

Sorry, I just had a yap attack

by mrcool126 April 17, 2025

Crack attack

When you get beat up by a bunch of homeless cocaine addicts

Man, I'm sorry I didnt come the other day, I had a massive crack attack

by DankDeath January 8, 2019

Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023