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The short burst squirt

When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.
It got messy after we did the short burst squirt.
by Daddyajthelord March 13, 2024
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On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018
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Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.
Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.
by GBL116 June 4, 2018
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Short Wars

In the YouTube Shorts part of YouTube they are typically videos under 45 seconds.
Kids attentions spans are decreasing so they quickly swipe down instead of viewing the video.
So, to get more views, channels will show the content of the video, in addition to an extra video, often Subway Surfers of Minecraft Parkour.
Attention Spans still decrease so channels make weirder videos and catch onto weird trends to get views.
The wars are began by shorts becoming worse and worse as they compete with eachother as our attention spans worsen.
A YouTube and his friend are talking.
Youtuber: So I was thinking of doing some Skibidi Toilet and Subway Surfers Videos for Gen A...
Friend: dude, no, don't fall into the Short Wars
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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Short term hedonistic

If I have to live for my kids then EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE FOR MY KIDS!
Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"

Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
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Short hopp

tristana: W W

qiyanna: *DIES*
anyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by söme swedish löser July 3, 2019
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