A guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this dude. He was a real dream, hung like a french man.
by Meretrix-Maximus September 27, 2021
Get the Hung like a French manmug. A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this guy , he was a real dream, hung like a French man.
by Meretrix-Maximus September 26, 2021
Get the Hung like a French manmug. An over-exagerated story that is completely unbelievable but the person telling the story claims it to be true.
MR French: At my old job, I repelled out of life flight helicopters and then before that i was a back-up dancer in a Mariah video.
Jaz: Yeah, Ok, stop telling french stories.
Jaz: Yeah, Ok, stop telling french stories.
by masked bandit September 1, 2006
Get the french storiesmug. To blow up a Greenpeace ship in order to prevent its participation in peaceful protest against your nuclear weapons testing. Aka 'Operation Satanic'
Sam: "What the fuck is that greasy froggy bastard doing talking about french military victories?"
All: "BURN THE FRENCH!"
All: "BURN THE FRENCH!"
by kevinbacon December 15, 2008
Get the french military victoriesmug. A combination of "male hot soup" on top, and a generous helping of fecal matter for the base. Served in a cup or bowl. Also part of the "lunch special", which is half soup/half tossed salad.
"Call me Pierre...I just gave that bitch some French Onion soup and all she said was 'Ooh La Laaaaa.'"
by Rusty February 3, 2005
Get the French Onion Soupmug. by Cellucci December 8, 2018
Get the Long Black French Espressomug. One night, your out at the bar feeling pretty good. Then, like a freight train coming down a Rocky Mountain shute, that turd hits you. You make for the bathroom, but then realize that she porcelean goddess doesn't have a house around her. Oh No! So you make your claim and try to make yourself trust in the fact that the mile walk back home really "isn't that long". So you start walking...or waddling in this case to keep your loaf of bread all baker's fresh. Your now in the whole shot, and you can see the mountain top. But then your Christmas Trundleload takes a turn for the worse. So you do what any self respecting heavily intoxicated night traveller would do...You find a nice spot in which to relinquish your package. The placement...where else but the middle of a 300 square foot empty parking lot. Sure there's a tree and a garage within 20 feet, but your a champion for fire and steel. Clean snap! And only one shady business card is needed for a proper clean up. Congratulations! You've just completed Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!
Friend One: "Man I was walking home this morning and almost stepped in this humongous dog turd!"
Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"
Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"
by Walker and French January 8, 2008
Get the Mr. French's Wild CrapTasterpeice!mug.