josh

no, I AM the real josh

josh IS me

there can only be one josh and that...is ME!

by real_josh#1 October 15, 2022

Josh

Walking red flag;
Gives a lot of trauma

: Look a walking red flag!

: Who?
: Josh

by yahwiisscaredofcommitment November 22, 2021

Josh

An absolute fucking legend

“Have you seen josh?”

“He is sexy”
“I know”

by Your nans friend October 11, 2021

Josh Droppings

The act of one who will leave their personal items and trash where ever he or she wishes to leave them, and they will not dispose of said items until it is brought to their attention to do so. Constant lack of organization

When Joe went home the other day he noticed Josh Droppings that was left in his vehicle from lunch earlier that day. Once at home Joe threw away Josh's to go cup and candy wrapper. Or "what is all this shit?" Those are Josh Droppings.

by J. LeCour November 3, 2008

Josh

Josh is a player who will say he loves you but doesn’t. He will talk to you for hours (maybe not) and say that he really likes your right up until someone new comes in and she steals him from you. Unless he is younger because when they are younger they are the cutest wee thing on the planet and is very kind.

Old josh: regrets what he’s done
Teen josh: is a player

Young josh: is very cute and nice

by Ok then Mr boomer December 2, 2019

Josh

A simp, he who falls for man eaters, Gets caught up with toxic women. His head is in the clouds when friends tell him to watch out. Josh a hopeless romantic.

Yeah that’s Josh, that simp walks the plank for hoes, and they’re the ones pushing him off.

by Hawkwind 77 November 23, 2021

Josh Hutcherson Whistle

what the extremely hot and sexy actor josh hutcherson does every day when he sees a woman

oh boy i love josh hutcherson whistle edits!
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know
girl im gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow
you just put your lips together and you come real close
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know

by grienLOF December 12, 2023