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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.
Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
by Zhall November 14, 2014
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work

Person: work is such a pain
by hamgod666 November 26, 2018
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works fast

a guy who has had sex with a woman he is dating much sooner than everyone else would have anticipated
He's been going out with Alice for two days and he's already slept with her? Damn, he works fast!
by Private Skittles May 28, 2017
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Work for it

An all American, “Blue Colar” man thinking if you want anything in this world you got to work for it.
If you want to earn anything in this world you got to “Work for It”~Dmaxryno
by PP WEE WEE August 1, 2021
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I have no idea --- I just work here

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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Old work

Someone you used to have relations with.
That was my old work from last year.
by osy_wan May 13, 2024
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