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Monkey Five-Oh

An obscure colloquism referring to the Police (Fuzz,Pig,Copper,etc.).

Origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to "Hawaii 5-0" (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities associated to low-ranking law enforcers.
"...Quick, turn down the music - Monkey Five-Oh is right outside!"
by DardaDos September 1, 2005
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Oh Shit Maneuver

The "Oh Shit Maneuver" is a popular driving maneuver that is performed while the driver's vehicle is on a collision course with a large, outside force. The maneuver is properly executed by quickly observing the current situation, followed by loudly exclaiming "OH SHIT", and then rapidly rotating the steering wheel in an attempt to avoid disaster.
To perform the "Oh Shit Maneuver":

Step 1. Observe that ten deer have just frolicked out of the woods and onto the road.

Step 2. Exclaim "OH SHIT"

Step 3. frantically turn the wheel and/or stomp on the brakes to avoid accidents.
by DinosaurzFTW December 1, 2011
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wow oh wow

A typical shaming tactic use online in social media and on message boards when the shamer wants to tone police but wants to put no effort into describing their view points or worldview.

Basically a way to shut down opposition and attack them until they go away.
John: I don't like group A, they control my society and suppress opposition
Jack: 'Wow oh wow' I can't beleive you just said that, I can't take anyone seriously who attacks group A.
John: You did not say why this is a problem.
by Karjalanbear February 29, 2020
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Oh lord for a night!

OLFAN is a common expression meaning “oh lord for a night.” It is used to express shock and surprise in many texting conversations. This phrase stems from old english, originally used to express displeasure with the french king. Notably, it excludes any complex words brought by the French monarchy. Over the years, it evolved to have a more positive connotation and was eventually reclaimed by the French. It is a common vernacular in French texting, and English speakers are using gradually integrating it into their speech.
Friend 1: She’s pregnant!
Friend 2: Oh lord for a night!
by j money 🙀 April 24, 2023
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Oh my Universe!

This is an alternate to "Oh my God!" for agnostic and atheistic folks. The acronym is omu or OMU.
Oh my Universe! Did you hear what happened yesterday?

This can't be real. Oh my Universe! What will we ever do?

This is some bullshit, oh my Universe.
by LingDanc803 September 9, 2023
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Oh shit shuffle

The act of running from the police to avoid arrest
During my search, I found a baggie of Meth in his pocket and he did the oh shit shuffle southbound on main St
by 132_and_bush June 27, 2016
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Oh my Cod

A statement expressed when super excited, super sad, super happy,super scared, super shocked, super mad, or just Super. The word Cod replaces the word God so you wont feel evil using the the Lords name a billion times a day....
1. "Oh my Cod, did you get my keys?"

"OMC, calm, down I have them."

2. "Oh my Cod, don't shit there!!!"

3. As the girl sits and cries. She says, "oh my Cod,, Oh my Cod,,, Why did he break up with me?"
by TiffE Cent July 19, 2012
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