Red top

Nickname for mini bottles of Smirinoff vodka. Term was made famous by Sylvia from A&E's Intervention.

Sylvia: Hey there, can I get five of these little red tops?
Liquor Store Employee: Yes m'am.

by jurgis1234 January 7, 2012

mean top

Action - When that chick that's slobbin your knob like corn on the cob is making you reconsider all life decisions prior to this moment.

Jessica gave me some mean top last night, I might have to wife!

by dildont July 12, 2017

Choc-Top

When you stick the head of your penis in a persons rectum while the person needs to defecate and then pull out, offering them the choc-top for $1 at the drive thru.

'Jeremy totally got a choc-top from me last night'

by ItIsITheStinker January 1, 2017

weird on top

strange; unlikely; possessing odd qualities

This world is wild at heart and weird on top.

by linlinlinlin November 23, 2007

muffin top

a physical trait particularly on a femal body

austin is wearing that whoreish top and his muffin top is flabbing out

by flavor ice July 25, 2010

Top Hat

Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.

Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!

by Sire Top Hat April 6, 2021

Carrot top

A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.

That guy is obviously a carrot top

by Haybale June 16, 2017