Tom Davey

a. Ruggedly good looking with a witty sense of humour.

b. Considered to be anti-establishment with a bad boy rating of 6 on the bacon-fritzl scale.

That bloke is such a bad boy... so tom davey

by tomdavey June 28, 2011

Tom Holland

He's the cutest man ever I love him with all my heart and he's my husband jk anyway all my friend be like how can you love him after this * shows me umbrella video I'm like it's hilarious and cute

I love Tom Holland

by Tom Holland is my husband August 20, 2018

Tom Brokaw

To be broke. To have no money for spending.

Nate: "Lets git some breakfast."

Ted: "Can't. I'm too Tom Brokaw."

by Nathan Foster June 27, 2007

Tom Brady

A truly incredible underdog story of a Quarterback who was suppose to go undrafted but the genius of a coach Bill Belichick and owner Robert Craft saw what nobody else could see. In Brady's ten seasons as a starter, the Patriots have earned trips to the Super Bowl in five of them, winning three. He has also won two Super Bowl MVP awards. Tom Brady also removed crybaby Peyton Manning' s record of 49 TD passes just to rub it in Peyton's face Brady threw NFL record 50 TD pass's three years

Stats to date 2000-2012
Wins 136
Losses 39
Pass attempts 5,958
Pass completions 3,798
Percentage 63.7
TD–INT 334–123
Passing yards 44,806
Passer rating 96.6

Certain fan' s and media of other teams attempt to discredit New England Patriots in general. For instance SPYGATE which one huge factor here is Bill Belichick was accused of videotaping teams practice most notably the Ram' s before the Super Bowl XXXVI. This was a false accusation yet Jet' s fans and others insist he did it. Well your' re wrong you fucking idiots do a little research on the aftermath of this investigation.

Tom Brady idolized Joe Montana as a kid growing up in California. Brady has beaten some of Montana' s records including Brady's 17 postseason wins NFL record and these two QB' s are know as the two best to ever play the game of football. Joe Montana is in the NFL Hall Of Fame and there is no doubt Brady will be there some day.

Draft Report on Tom Brady:
Poor Build
Skinny
Lacks Great Physical stature
Lacks mobility and strength
Lacks a strong arm
Lacks ability to avoid rush
Can' t drive the ball down field
Does not throw tight spiral
Get' s knocked down easily

Tom Brady: " That gets me fired up I am thinking what do these people know?"
Tom Brady used this report and anyone who doubted his abilities throughout his career and continues to this day.

by MassStylez April 5, 2013

Tom Holland

A lazy cunt that has no friends.

Tom "can i play with you?"
Random guy "no,Tom Holland you fucking can't"

by xxdragon.slayerxx October 1, 2016

tom fletcher

the fat one from mcfly whose life would be made a lot better/easier/more enjoyable/happier if his name was changed to Janith.

Janith. Janith. Janith.

by calrer00lz December 22, 2004

Tom Cruising

A term for getting a girl into bed using the name of the 80's Tom Cruise film All the right moves.

That girl over there is really stunning. It will take some serious Tom Cruising to get her into bed

by Dave Alsop November 18, 2007