waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

National show your tits day

On December 7th you have to show your tits to everyone.

You get to see da boobies, because of national show your tits day.

by TheUltimateDifiner December 7, 2020

Showing love

Giving just as good as recieving

Guy 1

Do you show love
Guy 2
Mmm yes I do

Guy 1 'whips out the m'am er jammer showing love '

by No thing chicken wing December 7, 2020

The Baby Yoda Show

What the world's most favorite series, "The Mandalorian" is actually supposed to be named.

Baby Yoda is so popular. Wish they rename, "The Mandalorian" to, "The Baby Yoda Show"

by Saitama 777 December 16, 2020

The Baby Yoda Show

What the world's most favorite series, "The Mandalorian" is actually supposed to be named.

Baby Yoda is so popular. Wish they rename, "The Mandalorian" to, "The Baby Yoda Show"

by Saitama 777 December 16, 2020

Shit show

Doing the same thing a fat goblin whore is doing but not getting a promotion you don't deserve for running a brothel.

All the child killer does in this shit show is work 3 hours a day and whore out her staff to one of the retards. I'm going to rape her favorite whore and stab her favorite retard.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2020

The Isolation Room Show

The Isolation Room Show
The show you didn’t ask for with a host you’ve never heard of and opinions you frankly couldn’t care less about.

Them: Did you see the Isolation Room Show last night?

You: NO!

by Theisolationroomshow December 17, 2020