A girlfriend boy is a boy who is defined strictly by his relationship with his girlfriend. Girlfriend boys will typically neglect all other friendships and personal relationships once they commence a committed relationship with a woman. Girlfriend boy's will general resurface once the relationship comes to and end, or the one night their counterpart is busy having a girl's night.
Gee, Josh has become a real girlfriend boy ever since he started dating Michaela. Yeah, he always does this when he has a girlfriend. I guess we'll see that girlfriend boy again when they break up.
by gucciluva16 November 21, 2018
Get the girlfriend boymug. A boy who has very fluffy hair, cheesy smiles and a fun attiude. Usually gets their hair pet and messed with a lot. Sometimes seen as the not so gay gay friend. (As in hangs out in groups of mostly girls usually) They usually tend to be Bi.
by The Everfree Twins March 2, 2018
Get the Fluff boimug. #1: Hey there iceberg boy! When will there be a magikarp iceberg video?
#2: Never, no one would watch it
#2: Never, no one would watch it
by It’s Chicken February 7, 2021
Get the Iceberg boymug. by Cuntyboy777 October 25, 2018
Get the Cunty boymug. Annoying assholes who think making fun of other people makes them cool. Typically popular boy behavior are:
Showing up late for class since he has “better stuff to do”
Say “nobody asked” every time someone talks
Being rude to teachers for no reason
Smoking weed in the bathrooms
Calling random people gay because “it’s funny”
Sense of humor is basically being racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.
Cheats on their partners regularly
Shouts dead memes in the hallway
Fighting each other at 7:00 am in the morning
Makes fun of kids who don’t wear name brand
Bullies any guy who isn’t masculine
Sends dick pics to randoms girls and call them whores
Screams for absolutely no reason
And overall fucking pieces of shit that will get hit with reality check when high school is over.
Showing up late for class since he has “better stuff to do”
Say “nobody asked” every time someone talks
Being rude to teachers for no reason
Smoking weed in the bathrooms
Calling random people gay because “it’s funny”
Sense of humor is basically being racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.
Cheats on their partners regularly
Shouts dead memes in the hallway
Fighting each other at 7:00 am in the morning
Makes fun of kids who don’t wear name brand
Bullies any guy who isn’t masculine
Sends dick pics to randoms girls and call them whores
Screams for absolutely no reason
And overall fucking pieces of shit that will get hit with reality check when high school is over.
by Santa Stalker April 10, 2022
Get the Popular Boymug. Just another retarded millenial who won't listen to his parents and get out of home, get rona and infect them and use that to his own advantage.
Random dude: Yoooooo my man, wat u doin in this land bruh?
Corona boi: Got bored of fappin and playin fortnuts all day bruh, decided to trip a lil bit, u'know?
Random dude: wat bout ur boomers, mah dood?
Corona boi: Fuck those tards, hopefully Ima get the rona and infect them so I can sell their stuff and buy the PS5, u'know.
Random dude: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THATS MY BOIIIIIIIIIIII. THATS A BIG FUCKING BRAIN, BRAHHHHHH. THATS MAAAAAAAAAAAH CORONAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
Corona boi: Got bored of fappin and playin fortnuts all day bruh, decided to trip a lil bit, u'know?
Random dude: wat bout ur boomers, mah dood?
Corona boi: Fuck those tards, hopefully Ima get the rona and infect them so I can sell their stuff and buy the PS5, u'know.
Random dude: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THATS MY BOIIIIIIIIIIII. THATS A BIG FUCKING BRAIN, BRAHHHHHH. THATS MAAAAAAAAAAAH CORONAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
by ibangmilfsforaliving March 24, 2020
Get the corona boimug. n. Maritime expression for a stranger, a neophyte. Derived from the bizarre way maritimers drape a protective sheet over folks eating their first lobster.
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Hand me that quarter-inch spline bracket. I have to haul this keel if we're going to beat that moisturizer back to port.
By Jeez there be a load of spline brackets by here.
Don't be a bib boy. There! Aft of your meat paw!
By Jeez there be a load of spline brackets by here.
Don't be a bib boy. There! Aft of your meat paw!
by Lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012
Get the bib boymug.