Red top

Nickname for mini bottles of Smirinoff vodka. Term was made famous by Sylvia from A&E's Intervention.

Sylvia: Hey there, can I get five of these little red tops?
Liquor Store Employee: Yes m'am.

by jurgis1234 January 7, 2012

Top Hat

Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.

Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!

by Sire Top Hat April 6, 2021

weird on top

strange; unlikely; possessing odd qualities

This world is wild at heart and weird on top.

by linlinlinlin November 23, 2007

Top Nobit

Top nobit a time when a teacher or professor (possibly a mong) is talking so much shit that he mumbles all his words into one incoherent sound = "top nobit" he then proceeds to saying that he has no idea what ur tlking about cause he is retarded.

- "Bla bla bla mumble mumble mumble...Top Nobit"

_"Man that lesson was pants what the truck was he tolking about...he was top nobiting all F**** day"

by calki May 7, 2007

muffin top

a physical trait particularly on a femal body

austin is wearing that whoreish top and his muffin top is flabbing out

by flavor ice July 25, 2010

mean top

Action - When that chick that's slobbin your knob like corn on the cob is making you reconsider all life decisions prior to this moment.

Jessica gave me some mean top last night, I might have to wife!

by dildont July 12, 2017

Top Secret

When a woman (or man) is fellating another man (or woman) and there are other parties involved in conversation with, or adjacent to the recipient that are not privy to the current action.

That bitch done gave me head under the dinner table, call that top secret. (with some heavy 808's and trap style beat)

by Hot Soapier anonymous May 17, 2020