mai madarchod

Meaning: to be in wrong place.

Me when joined a group full of therki launde with no girls:

@r4v4n4 : mai madarchod hoon jo yaha aaya

by ravana69 September 30, 2019

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marie may

marie may was born on september 5th, 1946. her parents, john taylor and roger deacon were killed by a murderer called p**l pr*n***r. marie joined a band called "LED zeppelin" And they released rock hits such as "love of my life" and "nevermore", which are two hardcore rock songs. she died after being eaten alive by alvin the chipmunk.

omg i love marie may 's instagram account its so cute

by Deakythediscobean November 10, 2019

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May 8

This person is mostly stubborn. They think every girl/ guy that talks to them is obsessed with them( only if the feeling is not mutual) they are the nicest/ sweetest person you’ll meet out there but never tell them your feelings. THEY ARE ALSO FUNNY!! They love memes.

Me: hey I think I have a crush on you
May 8:

I don’t think I like you that way
Me: ok let’s be friends then.

*talk for a few months*
Me: sends a smiling emoji

May 8: are you flirting with me right now

you’re obsessed me you’re crazy!!! Never text me ever

by anonymous June 9, 2021

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May 25

Nation send a 30 second fingering video day

Woohoooo it’s may 25

by User7272628 May 23, 2022

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May 30th

May 30th is "International Ignore All Boys Named Wira Day"

Wira: Hi!
Girl: I can't talk to you today.
Wira: Why?
Girl: It's May 30th! International Ignore All Boys Named Wira Day

by sadasie May 29, 2020

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Brian May

the guitarrist of the british band Queen and the sexiest man of the whole world. Obviously married with Roger Taylor and loves the number 39 (because if not the song won´t exist) he will rock you with his badgers and hedghogs

any person: the most handsome person is "el yungkuk" of los bities

me: NO THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS Brian May AND NO ONE OF THOSE BITIES WILL GO OVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by crazy_queen_lovie <3 October 14, 2019

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