May 12

It’s national “make sure a guy asked you out day” u know why guys this person needs it and hopefully will not be alone on there b-day also to ad to this awesome day give every girl u know that is born on May 12th a beautiful hug/kiss (she or he wants it bad!!)

Random guy: Hey girl happy b-day *gives kiss*

Girl: accepts the gift and marries the lovely man later on in life on May 12th!

by Caramel12313 November 14, 2019

May 25

Send a booty picture day

its may 25!!! Send them a picture of your ass

by Pussyslayer44 May 25, 2022

May 9

The day the best person in the world is born

"Allie's birthday is on May 9th"

by random persontotallynotallie September 15, 2021

21 may

It's fucking empty. Don't you ever think about it.

Dude have you ever heard of 21 May? Yeah I thought so.

by godoflahmac January 20, 2020

May 4th

National send a titty pic day

Chad “Yo it’s may 4th, you know what that means”

by zovo9 May 4, 2022

Honey-Mai

Perfection. Honey-Mai is the perfect girl, with a perfect personality and the perfect body. She always looks hot, and has a nice booty. Usually found with her boyfriend, she cares a lot about her family, and those she loves. She isn't appreciated like she should be.

She has beautiful long, dark hair, cute freckles, and a hot ass. Her boyfriend's name is usually Jacob.

Jacob to friend: Honey-Mai is so fit, I'm so happy she's my girlfriend.
Friend to Jacob: Yeah, I wish she was my girlfriend.
Jacob to friend: To bad I'm never letting go.

by 231119 May 15, 2020

May 30th

Smack A Girl On The Ass Day

Hey today is May 30th. So I have request. So particularly every May 30th meaning that a boy or girl. Slaps any girl ass. Ironically I would but, that would be very disrespectful. So i will not do it.

by PoopyDoopieOOPIE May 29, 2022