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Jacob

Jacobs are little drama starters. Believe what anyone tells them. They trust other people instead of their girlfriends and best friend. They never talk to their girlfriend about how they feel (only when their girlfriends are mad at them). They always think that their girlfriends are cheating on them with their best friends.
Jacob: Are you dating my gf
Best friend: No wtf are you talking about??

Jacob: I don't believe you
by Itz_Lily February 12, 2019
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Jacob

Did you see jacob eat booty ass holes yesterday nigga?
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Jacob Devries

Jacob Devries is the cutest boy with big blue eyes. he would do anything for the people he loves most. he is so goofy and funny and sweet. everyone loves Jacob
Jacob devries is so cool and funny I love him - loryn
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Jacob's Luck

Someone who has really bad luck. Also the name of Yes Mam's first album.
Jacob's luck, when you get into a wreck and step out of the car and get hit by another car.
by whospooch September 7, 2018
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Jacob LeClair

Is a CHUD
Person one; Whos that CHUD over there?
Person Two; Oh... Thats Jacob LeClair
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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jacob wheatmen

Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jacob wheatmen or a josh McKee
by Marty ohera March 19, 2014
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Jacob Hupke

A dude that is immensely attractive to all genders. With a dick as good as his grades, Jacob is a once-in-a-lifetime being that all his friends and family should be grateful to for his mere presence. He also possesses the extraordinary gift of being able to speak in tongues
Blessed Johann Sathianathen and Dhruv Patel, pray for us; In the name of the Doug, the Jacob Hupke, and the Hurambe Spirit, amen
by Justin, the Tongues Speaker November 22, 2021
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