Josh

A cunt who has a small penis :)

Hi josh, you have a small dick.

by Everest mali June 1, 2020

Josh Godson

A person that likes fish because know one likes them

"oh there is a guy fucking a fish!! That must be Josh Godson."

by Garry window April 27, 2021

Josh

Josh is the best, hes tall and awesome and everyone loves him he always cares about his friends so be sure to cherish him deeply.

Josh is my best friend

by Uzyu November 23, 2021

Josh

Josh is a very loyal friend, almost as loyal as a dog. UNTIL you cross him. You cross a Josh, and he will cross you off his list... for life! Witty, knowledgeable, Josh tends to grasp new concepts with their feet on the ground running. Warning: a Josh may become fiery when talking about politics. There are some words to avoid at all costs when talking to a Josh. These trigger words usually accumulate over the lifetime of a Josh. A Josh can be very strong and handy. A friend that will give you the shirt off his back, unless he thinks you're an idiot. Joshs have little tolerance for stupid people. And don't even get him STARTED on lazy people. It's also worth noting that Josh can become gassy after meals. Joshs tend to be on time always. They do not have respect for anyone who is not punctual! When a Josh gets frustrated, he will just walk away!

That Josh sure is a Wise man!!

by Popcornfart December 1, 2022

Josh

The first thing to take into account with Josh is that he is extremely passionate, more so than most woman like apparently. Secondly is the innate ability to see your inner most secretive thoughts just by gazing in your eyes. Third if you come off ass a pompous ass believe josh will look the other way without giving you a second gaze. Joshs do not tolerate dishonest individuals as they have a tendency to be self absorbed and shallow. Most importantly don't ever engage in sexual activity with a josh, it will set a standard beyond fathoming. Joshs aren't concerned with their self satisfaction, they are concerned with their partners Satisfaction making it highly difficult to even propose something so awe inspiring.

Josh.... The one man that will put you on a pedestal, and make you orgasm until you cry!

by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021

Josh

The slickest nigga, who can bag any bitch with Bearkat any effort. He be finessing cheeks left right and center all day everyday. He also shy until you get to know him then he be outgoing ash. No cap.

Person: “isn’t that guy the guy who’s had 3 girlfriends this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah”
Person: “what’s his name”
Person 2: “I don’t know but he must be a Josh”

by AssEater1234000 July 28, 2020

josh

1. A pack or pile of weed.
2. Stoner slang for 'where to find weed'.

**made up names**

George: "Yo. Where's the josh you promised me?"
Nelson: "Heh. It's in my car, $10 for this josh because it's the holidays and I'm offering a discount."
Josh: "Are you talking about.. me!?"

by みすりす September 23, 2022